$65 Million Lawsuit over Pants!

WASHINGTON POST- “When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson’s pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue. Pearson is demanding $65,462,500. The original alteration work on the pants cost $10.50. By the way, Pearson is a lawyer. Okay, you probably figured that. But get this: He’s a judge, too — an administrative law judge for the District of Columbia.” This guy is the epitome of someone who enjoys arguing purely for the sake of it. I’d hate to make a mistake in his presence, hasn’t  he ever heard the idea of forgive and forget? $65 Million! He also argues that he is suing for so much on behalf of all District of Columbia citizens who have had their “satisfaction guaranteed,” and not had those expectations met. Who really cares, it’s a pair of pants, move on!